Nina Hartley

As far as living legends go, Nina Hartley could give Zelda a good run for her money as the queen of our collective joysticks. In an industry that chews up and spits out wannabe starlets faster than you can click the login button on your Pornhub account, Nina Hartley has stood the test of time, and not only stood, but also kneeled in front of time and has bent over on all fours to let time rampage her award-winning mature piece of ass. After several decades in the biz, Nina is still going strong, absolutely dominating the mature MILF genre. If she isn’t blowing cocks and blowing away the fans in front of the camera, she’s schooling the new kids on the block behind it as director, which is great for starlets who need to be directed by one of their own. Nina is a true warrior of porn, and she’s not scared to get out there and fight the good fight against the prude and stuffy naysayers, whether writing about it, or even showing up on Oprah Winfrey’s show to stand up for what she believes in: the freedom to give and get that coveted ‘O’ Face for the viewing pleasure of the entire horny universe. Now, Nina is also helping us all give and get better action with her instructional video series “Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex”; it’s like the Kama Sutra but in English, and you don’t feel weird jerking off to an ancient book when watching it.